Im Fahrstuhl heute:<br />
5 Leute, Stille.<br />
<br />
Auf einmal knurrt mein Magen<br />
so laut, dass alle mich anschauen.<br />
<br />
Ich will witzig sein und sage:<br />
„Keine Sorge, er beißt nicht.“<br />
<br />
Niemand lacht.<br />
7 Stockwerke Stille.<br />

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Schrecklich,humorlose Menschen

HiHello dear friend. Thanks for accepting my friend request. How are you doing today? I was looking for an old friend when I came across your profile,I decided to add you up and see if we could be good friend here. Hope you don't mind? I was born in Toruń but brought up in Canada . I went to Italy after the death of my parents to live with my aunt I grew up there, and fine a woman who I love and we live together with my lovely daughter, then I move to United Kingdom after the death of my late wife Elizabeth Well I'm single. I lost my husband 4 years ago. He got knocked down on his birthday by a moving vehicle It's okay. You know death is inevitable, we can not stop it when it come so we just have to move on with life. Now that I have mound him for 4 years now i think I have to move I with life So tell me how long have you been into online dating? And tell me about those you've met on online? I have been on and off for sometime now because of my busy schedule at work. I have been using Facebook for some months now, and I have met several women, most of them seem to be looking for something else different from what I'm looking for. I met a very nice good looking lady, but she lied to me With the Experience you have had so far do you really believe that you can find your soul mate through online dating? As for me I believe and also have the courage that I will find the woman whom I which to spend the rest of my life with. I do believe in soul mates. I have friends that have found theirs and live very happily with them, and I have decided a while ago that I would never "settle" for anyone less than my soul mate. Do you believe in distance relationship? Yes I do believe in distance relationship, because I do have the faith I will meet the woman whom will love and cherish me as I do. Are you willing to relocate if you find your soul mate? To me it depends on my soul mate; if she willingly

Schlimm, wenn die Leute nen Stock im Allerwertesten haben und völlig humorlos sind

Da muss man wohl in den Keller runter fahren zum Lachen 🤷🏼‍♀️

HiHello dear friend. Thanks for accepting my friend request. How are you doing today? I was looking for an old friend when I came across your profile,I decided to add you up and see if we could be good friend here. Hope you don't mind? I was born in Toruń but brought up in Canada . I went to Italy after the death of my parents to live with my aunt I grew up there, and fine a woman who I love and we live together with my lovely daughter, then I move to United Kingdom after the death of my late wife Elizabeth Well I'm single. I lost my husband 4 years ago. He got knocked down on his birthday by a moving vehicle It's okay. You know death is inevitable, we can not stop it when it come so we just have to move on with life. Now that I have mound him for 4 years now i think I have to move I with life So tell me how long have you been into online dating? And tell me about those you've met on online? I have been on and off for sometime now because of my busy schedule at work. I have been using Facebook for some months now, and I have met several women, most of them seem to be looking for something else different from what I'm looking for. I met a very nice good looking lady, but she lied to me With the Experience you have had so far do you really believe that you can find your soul mate through online dating? As for me I believe and also have the courage that I will find the woman whom I which to spend the rest of my life with. I do believe in soul mates. I have friends that have found theirs and live very happily with them, and I have decided a while ago that I would never "settle" for anyone less than my soul mate. Do you believe in distance relationship? Yes I do believe in distance relationship, because I do have the faith I will meet the woman whom will love and cherish me as I do. Are you willing to relocate if you find your soul mate? To me it depends on my soul mate; if she willingly

Kenn ich ich find in Sau gut und hätte gelacht

Noch schlimmer als ein knurrender Magen im Fahrstuhl, während man nicht allein ist, ist ein laut knurrender Magen im Vorstellungsgespräch.

Ich finde die heutige Zeit so schlimm und verklemmt. Es wird oft nicht mehr gelächelt oder gelacht. Ich hätte in der Situation gelacht,aber es ist schwer einen Gegenpart zu finden

Kann ich toppen: meine Kollegin fragt mich "wann es denn soweit ist?" - ich - ganz kurz irritiert: ach so! Ich bin fett, nicht schwanger! Aber ich freue mich, dass du das mit 52 noch zutraut!" Ich fands megalustig, sie wollte sterben. 🤣😂

Hat jemand ein Snickers dabei? Hätte ich gesagt

...ach die soll'n doch alle in den Keller runter fahren 😁 ich hätte geheult vor lachen ✌🏾

Humorlose Menschen sind schlimmer, als ein knurrender Magen

direkt türe auf eg zudrücken und keller drücken. Dann sagen, so wir fahren jetzt alle in den Keller zum Lachen :D

HiHello dear friend. Thanks for accepting my friend request. How are you doing today? I was looking for an old friend when I came across your profile,I decided to add you up and see if we could be good friend here. Hope you don't mind? I was born in Toruń but brought up in Canada . I went to Italy after the death of my parents to live with my aunt I grew up there, and fine a woman who I love and we live together with my lovely daughter, then I move to United Kingdom after the death of my late wife Elizabeth Well I'm single. I lost my husband 4 years ago. He got knocked down on his birthday by a moving vehicle It's okay. You know death is inevitable, we can not stop it when it come so we just have to move on with life. Now that I have mound him for 4 years now i think I have to move I with life So tell me how long have you been into online dating? And tell me about those you've met on online? I have been on and off for sometime now because of my busy schedule at work. I have been using Facebook for some months now, and I have met several women, most of them seem to be looking for something else different from what I'm looking for. I met a very nice good looking lady, but she lied to me With the Experience you have had so far do you really believe that you can find your soul mate through online dating? As for me I believe and also have the courage that I will find the woman whom I which to spend the rest of my life with. I do believe in soul mates. I have friends that have found theirs and live very happily with them, and I have decided a while ago that I would never "settle" for anyone less than my soul mate. Do you believe in distance relationship? Yes I do believe in distance relationship, because I do have the faith I will meet the woman whom will love and cherish me as I do. Are you willing to relocate if you find your soul mate? To me it depends on my soul mate; if she willingly

Mir war das immer peinlicher in der Kirche. T. ruhig und mein Magen hat geknurrt

Noch schlimmer wär ein Furz 😅

Schon J. Mittermeier wusste, dass es in Fahrstühlen keinen Humor gibt ?

Ok

Könnte bei uns im Bürolift gewesen sein. Da versteht auch keiner Spaß.

Ich hätte extrem gelacht, nachdem ich glaub ich ne Minute gebraucht hätte, weil ich erstmal aufn Schlauch gestanden hätte 🤣

HiHello dear friend. Thanks for accepting my friend request. How are you doing today? I was looking for an old friend when I came across your profile,I decided to add you up and see if we could be good friend here. Hope you don't mind? I was born in Toruń but brought up in Canada . I went to Italy after the death of my parents to live with my aunt I grew up there, and fine a woman who I love and we live together with my lovely daughter, then I move to United Kingdom after the death of my late wife Elizabeth Well I'm single. I lost my husband 4 years ago. He got knocked down on his birthday by a moving vehicle It's okay. You know death is inevitable, we can not stop it when it come so we just have to move on with life. Now that I have mound him for 4 years now i think I have to move I with life So tell me how long have you been into online dating? And tell me about those you've met on online? I have been on and off for sometime now because of my busy schedule at work. I have been using Facebook for some months now, and I have met several women, most of them seem to be looking for something else different from what I'm looking for. I met a very nice good looking lady, but she lied to me With the Experience you have had so far do you really believe that you can find your soul mate through online dating? As for me I believe and also have the courage that I will find the woman whom I which to spend the rest of my life with. I do believe in soul mates. I have friends that have found theirs and live very happily with them, and I have decided a while ago that I would never "settle" for anyone less than my soul mate. Do you believe in distance relationship? Yes I do believe in distance relationship, because I do have the faith I will meet the woman whom will love and cherish me as I do. Are you willing to relocate if you find your soul mate? To me it depends on my soul mate; if she willingly

Die haben doch alle kein Humor mehr

HiHello dear friend. Thanks for accepting my friend request. How are you doing today? I was looking for an old friend when I came across your profile,I decided to add you up and see if we could be good friend here. Hope you don't mind? I was born in Toruń but brought up in Canada . I went to Italy after the death of my parents to live with my aunt I grew up there, and fine a woman who I love and we live together with my lovely daughter, then I move to United Kingdom after the death of my late wife Elizabeth Well I'm single. I lost my husband 4 years ago. He got knocked down on his birthday by a moving vehicle It's okay. You know death is inevitable, we can not stop it when it come so we just have to move on with life. Now that I have mound him for 4 years now i think I have to move I with life So tell me how long have you been into online dating? And tell me about those you've met on online? I have been on and off for sometime now because of my busy schedule at work. I have been using Facebook for some months now, and I have met several women, most of them seem to be looking for something else different from what I'm looking for. I met a very nice good looking lady, but she lied to me With the Experience you have had so far do you really believe that you can find your soul mate through online dating? As for me I believe and also have the courage that I will find the woman whom I which to spend the rest of my life with. I do believe in soul mates. I have friends that have found theirs and live very happily with them, and I have decided a while ago that I would never "settle" for anyone less than my soul mate. Do you believe in distance relationship? Yes I do believe in distance relationship, because I do have the faith I will meet the woman whom will love and cherish me as I do. Are you willing to relocate if you find your soul mate? To me it depends on my soul mate; if she willingly

alter ich wär gestorben vor Lachen🤣

Wenn keiner lacht, hätte ich zur Strafe einen fahren lassen. Weg rennen können sie ja nicht.

Ich hätte gefragt "Wie heißt er denn?"😅

HiHello dear friend. Thanks for accepting my friend request. How are you doing today? I was looking for an old friend when I came across your profile,I decided to add you up and see if we could be good friend here. Hope you don't mind? I was born in Toruń but brought up in Canada . I went to Italy after the death of my parents to live with my aunt I grew up there, and fine a woman who I love and we live together with my lovely daughter, then I move to United Kingdom after the death of my late wife Elizabeth Well I'm single. I lost my husband 4 years ago. He got knocked down on his birthday by a moving vehicle It's okay. You know death is inevitable, we can not stop it when it come so we just have to move on with life. Now that I have mound him for 4 years now i think I have to move I with life So tell me how long have you been into online dating? And tell me about those you've met on online? I have been on and off for sometime now because of my busy schedule at work. I have been using Facebook for some months now, and I have met several women, most of them seem to be looking for something else different from what I'm looking for. I met a very nice good looking lady, but she lied to me With the Experience you have had so far do you really believe that you can find your soul mate through online dating? As for me I believe and also have the courage that I will find the woman whom I which to spend the rest of my life with. I do believe in soul mates. I have friends that have found theirs and live very happily with them, and I have decided a while ago that I would never "settle" for anyone less than my soul mate. Do you believe in distance relationship? Yes I do believe in distance relationship, because I do have the faith I will meet the woman whom will love and cherish me as I do. Are you willing to relocate if you find your soul mate? To me it depends on my soul mate; if she willingly

Alter, ich kann nicht aufhören zu lachen 🤗🤣

HiHello dear friend. Thanks for accepting my friend request. How are you doing today? I was looking for an old friend when I came across your profile,I decided to add you up and see if we could be good friend here. Hope you don't mind? I was born in Toruń but brought up in Canada . I went to Italy after the death of my parents to live with my aunt I grew up there, and fine a woman who I love and we live together with my lovely daughter, then I move to United Kingdom after the death of my late wife Elizabeth Well I'm single. I lost my husband 4 years ago. He got knocked down on his birthday by a moving vehicle It's okay. You know death is inevitable, we can not stop it when it come so we just have to move on with life. Now that I have mound him for 4 years now i think I have to move I with life So tell me how long have you been into online dating? And tell me about those you've met on online? I have been on and off for sometime now because of my busy schedule at work. I have been using Facebook for some months now, and I have met several women, most of them seem to be looking for something else different from what I'm looking for. I met a very nice good looking lady, but she lied to me With the Experience you have had so far do you really believe that you can find your soul mate through online dating? As for me I believe and also have the courage that I will find the woman whom I which to spend the rest of my life with. I do believe in soul mates. I have friends that have found theirs and live very happily with them, and I have decided a while ago that I would never "settle" for anyone less than my soul mate. Do you believe in distance relationship? Yes I do believe in distance relationship, because I do have the faith I will meet the woman whom will love and cherish me as I do. Are you willing to relocate if you find your soul mate? To me it depends on my soul mate; if she willingly

Ein aus tiefen Herzen duftender Furz ist schön ☝️😆

Die haben wahrscheinlich aus Angst die Luft angehalten

Ich hätte losgebrüllt vor Lachen. 😅

In Fahrstühlen wird mehr geschwiegen als im Kloster. Ich breche das gern mal mit nem dummen Spruch auf.

Na wieder schön woanders geklaut 😂 ihr seid einfach nur noch peinlich

Heutzutage gehen leider viele Menschen zum lachen in den Keller ? So eine gefrustete und humorlose Gesellschaft finde ich so widerlich , wie kann man so unzufrieden mit sich selbst sein ? Und da muss mir auch keiner erzählen dass es an der Allgemeinsituation in Deutschland liegt. I.. Jeder ist für sich selbst verantwortlich und hat sein Schicksal selbst in der Hand. Das sind für mich verbitterte Charaktere , getrieben von Pessimismus und Selbstmitleid. Traurig. Dabei macht Lachen das Leben soviel schöner ?

Letztes ist ein Alpaka im Aufzug mitgefahren. Kein Witz. War gute Stimmung. Sollte man öfter machen.

Die wollten bestimmt lachen, aber es ging ja 7stockwerke hoch, und nicht in den Keller

Ich hätte wahrscheinlich ein bisschen zu laut gelacht 🤣

Wäre ich im Aufzug gewesen, dann wäre es ein anderes „knurren“ und dann wären alle wahrscheinlich sehr viel eher schimpfend wie ein Rohrspatz ausgestiegen

Was interessiert es mich, was fremde Menschen von mir denken?!

Ich hätte richtig gebrüllt🤣

Vermute das war irgendwo in Deutschland 🤭

Naja was erwartest du erstens in Deutschland und zweitens bei den nur noch Zombies die rumlaufen....

Wo gibt's dich? Ich hätte Tränen gelacht , echt !! Der ist guuuut !! 😂😂 Ich will mit dir Fahrstuhl fahren. !

Ist mir beim Probearbeiten passiert... im OP.... Hab den Job bekommen😁

Ich hätte gelacht

Ach du Schei... ich hätte mich schlapp gelacht oder ein Würstchen angeboten

Deutschland

Humorbefreite Menschen sind so ätzend 🙄

Nö, der Magen beisst nicht ….. aber vielleicht der dazugehörende Mund ? ??? Frei nach R. Waalkes : “ …. Grosshirn an Faust : ballen !!! Milz an Grosshirn : soll ich mich auch ballen ? ….” ?

Unkompliziert ist heute leider kaum noch etwas!Man fragt sich stets, wen man damit vielleicht auf den Schlips treten könnte! Dabei ist ein herzliches Lachen so befreiend !!!

Kenn ich nicht, nachdem ich grunze beim lachen, lacht meistens jeder 🤣🤣🤣

Ich hätte gelacht 😄😄😄

Du hättest nicht in diesen Fahrstuhl einsteigen sollen… die waren auf dem Weg in den Keller… zum lachen… 🤭

Spaßbremsen! 😄

marmeladinger in a nutshell

Die waren in d er falschen Etage…die Anderen wollten zum Lachen in den Keller 🤷🏻‍♀️🤭

Ich werde schon komisch angeschaut wenn ich guten Morgen sage. Vielleicht habe ich was verpasst und man "macht sowas" heute nicht? Wenn in einem Fahrstuhl schon Leute stehen sage ich Guten Tag, wenn ich ins Wartezimmer beim Arzt gehe ebenso. Tür aufhalten scheint Menschen noch mehr zu irritieren. Manchmal trifft man dann die eine Person die auch grüßt ode mitlacht usw.. Es gibt einen Ort, wo noch viel Spaß gemacht wird, wenn ich Dienst im Seniorenheim habe. Die sind meist gut gelaunt und teilweise kommen Sprüche 😂 Vielleicht muss man erst richtig alt sein um wieder Spaß zu haben...

Spaß bremsen!

Dann hatten sie keinen Humor, ich finds witzig und hätte wahrscheinlich mit gespielt 😂😂😂

Mit mir wäre es nicht mehr still gewesen 😄

Soll vorkommen 🤣

Du darfst heutzutage keine Scherze mehr machen es fühlt sich jeder gleich angegriffen.

Ich hätte die ein high five gegeben. 😂

Ich hätte es sau lustig gefunden 🤪🤣

Lieben einen „Leisen“ entweichen lassen… das gibt Stimmung😏

Ich hätte gefutzt. Und dann gegrinst und gesagt ahhh endlich kommt er raus mit der Sprache

Manche fahren in den Keller . Hättest vielleicht nach unten fahren sollen. 😘😊

N. Kräuterhex würde uns nie passieren ??

Die Humorlose Welt heutzutage 💁🏼‍♀️

Ich hätte gelacht.

Das liegt an der teilweise wirklich Humorbehinderten Gesellschaft 😮‍💨

Er hätte furzen sollen😁

Ach, meiner redet regelmäßig, auch wenn ich vollgefressen bin🤣🤣🤣🤷

Zum Glück wars kein Pups 😜

Ich hätte lauthals gelacht und damit die Anderen sicherlich zumindest zum Schmunzeln gebracht. 😂😂😂

Ich hätte gelacht und runter geschaut auf meinen Bauch und gesagt : ruhig bessi der hat auch nur Hunger 🙊😂👏

Also ich hätte auf jeden Fall gelacht, solche lustigen Sachen hört man ja nicht oft.

Ich und meine Jungs sind mal wie blöd auf und abgesprungen im Lift, dann is er in den Notfall-Modus gegangen und GANZ langsam mit uns in den Keller gefahren..... War auch gruselig, gelacht hat keiner :D

Ja, diese komische Stille. Hatte ich jetzt im Urlaub auch immer wieder. Auch das sich nicht anschauen. Gruselig. Also, ich hätte bei dem Joke gelacht und mitgemacht😂

Soviel schlagfertige Kommentare der anderen Anwesenden im Fahrstuhl hätte ich jetzt nicht erwartet... 🤔🫣😂😂😂 Falls ich jemals in den Genuss dieser Situation geraten sollte, werde ich das auf jeden Fall ausprobieren. Nur um die Reaktion der anderen zu studieren. Völlig pragmatisch. 🧐😆🤭🫣

Venom war es 😬

Es heißt Aufzug.

Ich hätte mich nicht mehr eingekriegt, und gesagt vielleicht lassen wir sie mal zusammen spielen. 😂 klingt zwar anders als es gemeint ist aber das ist mein Humor. 😂

Der Lift fuhr ja nicht in den Keller 🤷‍♀️

Die haben bestimmt gedacht, da kommen noch Pupse hinterher. 🤔😂💨

Humorbehinderung. Eines der schlimmsten Zeichen dieser Zeit.

In meiner Jugend, morgens vor dem Unterricht, katholische Kirche. (Man gibt danke noch vor der Schule zur Kirche ????? Als der Pfarrer den Kelch mit den Wein nahm... rutschte mir spontan laut heraus:"Prost Gemeinde, der Pfarrer säuft für Euch M.." ?

Zur rache einfach furzen und sagen: Hättet ihr besser mal gelacht.

Is hald auch einfach nicht lustig wenn man noch keine 40 oder 50 jahre alt ist 🤷

N. Deutschland

N. König ???

😂😂😂😂

X. Ippisch

R. Ristas

Vielleicht hätte er in den Keller fahren sollen^^

Passt haargenau. N. nur noch verklemmt, mit sich selbst beschäftigt und haben offenbar Angst, einer spaßigen Bemerkung zu antworten, weil sich hinter jedem offenen und freundlichen Wort vielleicht ein böser Messerstecher oder sonstiger Schuft verstecken könnte. Oder schlichtweg dumm und unfreundlich.

Solche Menschen gehen zum Lachen in den Keller ! 🤣

https://www.facebook.com/groups/519378869949932/?ref=share_group_link

Ste Wie mega 😂😂👍🏼

Auf der Straße gucken auch alle Leute ganz ernst und verbittert. Es erinnert so an die Geschichte von R.

Das war sicher nicht in Berlin. Muss hier in der Augsburger Ecke passiert sein, hier gehen die auch alle zum lachen in den Keller.🤣

Oder bei Popstars mit Delef? 😅

O. ??

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