Wieso Deutsch eine schöne Sprache ist. Arschgeige - assviolin - a heavy insult Fußhupe - foot horn - a small dog Egal wie dicht du bist, Göthe war Dichter. - No matter how drunk you are. Goethe was a poet - Pun: "dichter" also translates to "more drunk" fuchsteufelswild - foxdevilswild - really angry Nacktschnecke - Naked snail - slug Glühwürmchen - glow wormies - fireflies Streichholz - stroking wood - match Schadenfreude - damage happiness - the pleasure you feel when others sutter Fahne - flag - breath smelling of alcohol Kummerspeck - misery bacon - the fat you gain through comfort food Glückspilz - luck mushroom - a person that has a lot of luck Scherzkeks - joke biscuit - hoaxer Fernweh - far away-ache - the desire to go somewhere far away Gänseblümchen - goose floret - daisy Flachwichser - flat wanker - a heavy insult Flugzeug - fly thing - airplane Wasserschildkröte - water shield toad - turtle Ich fress einen Besen! - I will devour a broom! - exclamation of incredulousness Vollpfosten - full pole - a heavy insult Handschuhschneeballwerfer - glove snowball thrower - basically an anon troll Flachzange - flat pliers - a heavy insult Can we also talk about how right in this very post, 'glove' is translated as "handschuh". HAND SHOE.
